Did they really say that?

Sometimes the words that pour from my children's lips take awhile to form solidly in my mind. Instead, I shake my head, wondering: "Did they really just say that?"

Here are some recent gems:

"It's tough work catching frogs all day."

"If there's a thought I shouldn't share, I haven't had it yet."

"How many peas are in peanut butter?"

"I pee like a rockstar."

"Why can't I call you 'Woman'? You are a woman. How is that rude?"

"Hurry! I need a flower and a big stick."