Sometimes the words that pour from my children's lips take awhile to form solidly in my mind. Instead, I shake my head, wondering: "Did they really just say that?"
Here are some recent gems:
"It's tough work catching frogs all day."
"If there's a thought I shouldn't share, I haven't had it yet."
"How many peas are in peanut butter?"
"I pee like a rockstar."
"Why can't I call you 'Woman'? You are a woman. How is that rude?"
"Hurry! I need a flower and a big stick."