I got bit by a grouchy bug. My six-year-old rushed to the rescue with original jokes.
"What did the turkey say to the hunter?" Answer: "I know you're going to hunt me and try to eat me, but can I say 'I love you' to my mom first?"
"What did the snail say to the building?" Answer: "I'm going to call you 'snail.' "
"Why did the bird poop on the lawnmower?" Answer: "Because."
Although each of these made me laugh, any one have an actual punchline to a joke? I'd love to hear it.